Ummmm. Novak Djokovic. I'd love to see his tennis balls.

My beard! Where's my beard?!

He may have a future in gay porn. I'm just sayin'...

Exactly. Mercedes' character is what a gwm writer thinks a heavy black girl is like: equal parts of sass, religion and appetite.

His brother is hotter.

"The Waltons" was too corny for this child of the 70s to tolerate. I watched just one episode (when Olivia went through the change).

When did Superman date his own cousin? It must have been an imaginary story (or Lois having a nightmare).

MJ and Gwen were more like Betty and Veronica, than Lois and Lana. There was conflict over Peter, but it never resulted in physical violence.

Ted Cassidy.

Chinamen bellyflopping simultaneously? THASS RACESS. And so is the phrase "THASS RACESS."

And in other news: water is wet, and fire is hot.

Rogen looked better fat anyway.

Gays can't marry (everywhere), yet we have shows like this.

We still have them in Michigan. Starbucks hasn't killed them all here yet.

Recently my cousin posted a message on facebook which mentioned that her mother (my aunt and my mother's sister) had never believed the moon landing. I was stunned: I had never met or heard of anyone personally that believed this. However, my mother always said that her sister was crazy.

Snooki Yuckky wants to build an empire based on what exactly?

I agree. She looks good now, and looked good before.

Still having trouble accessing i09 articles.

First time I was bored by the funbag.

No Tranya?