Okay, and I know there’s differences in terms of creature comforts and whatnot, but a $63k Camaro would beat the ever-loving shit out of a $63k 5-series in any performance metric you care to name. I’m not even a huge muscle car/American car guy but this ZL1 is amazing.

Unfortunately, also:

honest question: do you watch many Warriors games? Draymond Green is one of the 2-3 best defensive players in the NBA, and is also somehow top 10 in the league in assists as a power forward. He does everything out there.

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

Not having the Red Wings and the Blackhawks in the same division is wrong on so many levels.

That is 100% not what power and torque look like plotted together on the same graph. It’s hand drawn. I’m an automotive engineer and have looked at way too many power/torque vs. time graphs.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

He’s going to open a chain to compete with Wahlburgers.

Congress doesn’t have a wifi enabled TV or computer screen just sitting there. Also, twitter isn’t chromecast enabled on iphones.

Everything’s a waste of money - until it’s not.

“Dodge, Dart, Jeep, Chrysler, and Dodge.” - Patches O’Houlihan

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

Hug?

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

Wait tell me more about this flight attendant talking fee. Are there any other fee’s I can pay the flight attendants for?

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

Fuck off, 538 was probably the most bullish website on Trump. When something that has a 1 in 3 chance of happening actually happens, you don’t pretend prediction is broken.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Is Mike Myers also playing the Raiders Owner?