I’d say passing... Especially for Jason Williams. Now Jayson Williams, boy that guy could shoot.

That’s cool. I won’t be speaking to mine for the next 4 years.

Carrie Fisher should never have gone Solo.

Wine comes in a bottle?

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

+8 (miles)

Dear Stan,

Can you show me where is the pussy magnet??

I mean, there is something very wrong with these Niners. No issue here unless i’m hearing it wrong...

That isn’t how interest works. That would be simple interest; they are not charging simple interest. Compound interest at that rate (assuming this is a month to month term, which it could be even shorter given the vague dates op is giving here) would be 8% like you said, but 8% compounded over 12 periods is an…

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

This is your best take by far.

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

NBA TV reporter? So we most likely need to be looking for a 2011 Camry, a knockoff Kate Spade bag and an iPhone 5C.

Well, if you consider the stark income equality and racial segregation, there practically are two different Chicagos, but that’s not what you meant.

Our next call is from mance in Bolingbrook!

Don’t worry. If you’re a Leaf fan it’ll go away the moment you need to use it.

I demand equality!!! If deadspin posts every cardinals loss this year, they should post every blackhawks loss this year too!

agreed... but that’s why he was sentenced to death.