Guns- what can’t they do!

16 year olds aren’t millenials

Surely you mean Tallynn?

And they let go of his favorite catcher, replaced him with two guys who are bad (Avila) to terrible (Dioner Navarro) at pitch framing, and lo and behold, Baseball Prospectus estimates he’s had 17 runs added to his ledger on bad framing alone vs. average (and Tyler Flowers, whatever you think of the rest of his game,…

Ask the Lions receivers on their final drive yesterday. Stafford was fortunate he had two timeouts to burn so he could bitch out his receivers after each play.

It’ll be in Columbus.

Drew is basically Deadspin’s Mitch Albom. That said, dude’s earned it, really enjoy his writing.

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

Is that lunatic on the left wearing four shirts?!

Wins Above Resurrection

No. Nobody else thinks that.

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Seat fell apart, or illegal propulsion method?

DON’T EVER CALL IT A “CHALLY” EVER AGAIN.

The random businessman who walks into the match with no socks on looks like the politest idiot on the field ever.

Or, you know, you can just read this REAL headline about black on black violence which anti-cop dipshits like you ignore.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

“Team format? HA! This is the Olympics, bro.”