Thanks Pete.

Almost looks like it’s shrugging. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Figures we get this headline today—this was, like, yesterday’s news in China.

Molitor required an eight-hour surgery and had her jaw wired shut

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Duke will get some other cupcake to fill out their schedule.

Yeah, a ham wallet.

How do you leave out Okposo to Buffalo for 7 years, $42 mil and Frans Nielsen to the Wings for 6 years, $33 mil?

“Yo where the fuck am I” - Jorah Mormont

Counterpoints:

#NoBillSimmonsNoBreak

Just be firm.

he held two bowling pins in his right hand and one in his left. I observed his face lose all coloring and turn white

Out of these 11 takes, which would you say matter?

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69

I think the Warriors should have a DDP (Designated Dick Puncher) on the court with Draymond at all times. This person would shadow Draymond and if he gets the sense he’s about to punch/kick/knee someone’s junk, the guy just runs in and does it for him. Same result, yet it eliminates the possibility of Draymond being…

I was out of blueberries so I used blue marbles instead. These muffins are terrible. One star.

OK watched it... Ronaldo is a chump.

White History Month 12's

Howe played in parts of five different decades, a mark that will never ever be broken.