Dream on, lemming.

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

*you’re :)

Diesel. Brown, rear-wheel drive, turbodiesel, manual transmission wagon. That is the official car of Jalopnik.

I mean I’ll take it unless I have to sign something saying I can’t sue later (which I plan on doing, just because I feel like they cheated me.)

Go fuck yourself. As a lawyer, I enjoyed reading this column, which generally consisted of the author kind of dumping on people asking some stupid questions (not all the questions were stupid, but the 26 year old that is actually considering fucking a 17 year old has some issues and the lawyer that fucked his…

YOURE DUUUMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBB

As someone who works at the bar association in my state, this is a godsend if even one person who would call me with a stupid question sees it and stops calling because of it. I don’t have a problem helping people, but it is obvious that the general public has a gross misunderstanding of how the law works, so this…

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

Once upon a time, me too. They were all like, “WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL?” And I’m all, “Because the button to shift the manual transmission into electronic overdrive is broken, so I have to use both hands to rub these two exposed wires together. Duh.”

To be fair to Argentina, a totally different country (Spain) did hold the islands for about five years, one hundred and fifty years ago.

I’m from SLO, the 1 connects back through 46 past a bunch of vineyards to the 101 at the same exit as Firestone. I’m just offering scenic route from a (former) local.

Ah the pre-runner. A staple of roaming the 909 as long as it has a 4-wheeler or peppy motocross bike. This helmet is a calling to their stance on being bro-life.

They lost me as a fan. Will never buy a VW again. And I loved my golf TDI. Was going to buy another but no longer.