And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires…

19,000 fewer Alabama fans? Good. Save some sexy cousins for the rest of us. 

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

“hey there Goggle, find a recipe for pie, a-yuh”

This’ll likely be gray and never seen by anyone save for those brave enough to click the “Show Pending” button, but—-

welcome back

If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

Yeah, they Britta’d the hell out of that ad.

-Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only Dodge Ram can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only having a Hemi can do that.

Go into any bar in the Philadelphia metro area and ask a Phils fan about Howard. Then get ready for the hard ‘r’.

Oh, that’s nothing.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Mickey Mantle was my favorite player growing up since I was a (bad) switch hitter. He played baseball the right way:

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Scrappy... gritty... those are Yang baseball words. You may not speak it.

The kids are alright.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

I hate to point this out to you ...

And in two weeks, Fuck the Phils, amirite?