It’s more like Lukaku for Rooney - and 80+ million pounds.

Exactly. It’s only a failure if you don’t understand what they are doing. De Bruyne and Lukaku wanted guaranteed playing time and at that point they weren’t good enough for it so they were sold at a profit that has helped Chelsea win 2 titles in 3 years despite spending less than City, United, and Arsenal. I’m sure…

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

jokes on them. He uses the fake money to get real lap dances.

Nor will we know what would’ve happened if Chicago beat Nashville, or if the Capitals beat the Pens.

Shut up about the Paris Agreement already!!!!

Good lord you lousy Americans, it’s the it’s not the Finals MVP or the Playoff MVP. It’s the Conn Smythe.

To ever win the NHL Finals MVP *twice, you mean

“The fuck did I do!?”

I wish people would stop and think for like one minute about how it could possibly benefit the NFL and NHL for Pittsburgh to win titles. And why MLB isn’t on board this conspiracy train.

Pretty embarrassing how the Penguins got 4 power plays and the Predators had none. Like, come on refs, don’t make it so obvious

I can taste the tears of hate. It’s wonderful. But yes, the fix has always been in for the 25th largest media market in the USA

That 5 on 3 power play failure stings doesn’t it? Let the hate consume you.

His reaction to the meme totally justifies the meme itself.

Imagine being such a featherweight goober that you meltdown on Facebook and start pursuing disciplinary action against a person in real life because they memed you on Facebook.

You totally missed the opportunity to say “the mayor hit the ceiling, which is also the roof.”

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

This doughnut gets it.

He got a penalty for it.