First they came for Blockbuster, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a Blockbuster user.

Because that bearing would look like a bowling ball in his tiny hands?

Of course not, the contrail was CGI

 Ive noticed the same on my lowly NA Fiat 500 as well.

Stick a Dodge badge on it and it screams Dart

Christ, I would hate to be with someone who demanded instant responses to texts.

I can understand time-sensitive texts, but my wife and I mostly call each other if we need an answer on something quickly. If we text each other, it’s largely information that can either wait, or that we aren’t expecting an immediate…

Should there be a warning for those who get Seizures?

Dear New Supra,

The death of the Viper is also a sad event for Corvette. Losing your closest rival can be just as painful as losing your closest friend (and sometimes, they are one and the same).

I am disappoint.

I still kind of don’t understand why most electrics don’t have gearboxes. It would seem to be useful on the highway where you could run lower RPMs, maintain speed, and get more distance out of your batteries. The gearing for an ICE car might not make sense, but couldn’t the gears be specifically designed for an…

Well this is interesting...someone on the car forums flagged me about this craigslist ad -which has been pulled down for “review” now..but before it went down - I was able to look at the vin # posted:

Agreeing that your neighbor will stain ‘his side’ of the fence because he wants a specific color, while you will not stain yours. Then, every day when you pull into your driveway you get to see this:

Trade it in, roll over negative equity, finance new car + negative equity for 84 months.

My SO tried to claim that he was shouldering fully half of all of the chores, so I said, “If that’s the case, let’s trade. If they are truly split equally, you shouldn’t care either way”. Easiest argument I ever won.

Stick a mowing deck on this car and you’ll pay it off by the end of the summer. Nice Price.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

Hi regular person here. Can reporters stop correcting the president and his staff? Not because I think they should say whatever they want but because we should let them keep fucking up. When Sean Spicer says “Holocaust Centers” fucking follow up on that. Don’t correct him. Ask him about those things. When Donald Trump…

You don’t cruise around bouncing off the rev limiter? You’ve been missing out.