Delete and acid wash emails, eh?

“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t make humans drink and bathe in poisonous water” is another one of those things like “less people should die”, “black people shouldn’t be shot by police for no reason” and “maybe the president shouldn’t be a racist” that is somehow a crazy left-wing idea instead, ya know...common ass sense.

The stupid is a feature, not a bug. A court even said its ok for police departments not to hire people with high IQs (not that IQ tests are the best indicator of intelligence).

By opponent/critic, you mean someone who isn’t white, right?

What a legend. Queen.

The new text will very simple, so easy even Dipshit Don could pass:

...about the only thing that has changed since 1989 is more of Chuck D heroes now appear on stamps.

“I am shooketh. Giancarlo Esposito (Gus from Breaking Bad)....”

Shinji is the fucking worst.

Call it Gossip Boy you cowards!

Segment a little bland. Needs punching up. 

Or at least his dad’s wallet.

He is a fucking dork. The only “cool” qualification this guy ever had was his wallet.

An oldie but a goodie:

Trump IS a fucking dork and I hope he gets shoved in a locker permanently. 

I think calling him a shitdouche is unkind - by all accounts he’s one of the friendlier members of 1D.

lolstop.

The tan suit is aging well.

“I’m not really familiar with this entire discussion, but I’m still going to attempt to have any opinion about it.”