What a legend. Queen.

The new text will very simple, so easy even Dipshit Don could pass:

...about the only thing that has changed since 1989 is more of Chuck D heroes now appear on stamps.

“I am shooketh. Giancarlo Esposito (Gus from Breaking Bad)....”

Shinji is the fucking worst.

Call it Gossip Boy you cowards!

Segment a little bland. Needs punching up. 

Or at least his dad’s wallet.

He is a fucking dork. The only “cool” qualification this guy ever had was his wallet.

An oldie but a goodie:

Trump IS a fucking dork and I hope he gets shoved in a locker permanently. 

I think calling him a shitdouche is unkind - by all accounts he’s one of the friendlier members of 1D.

lolstop.

The tan suit is aging well.

Say it louder for those in the back. 

“Assaulting women is good actually” is both not a take I thought I’d see today and yet not surprising at the same time

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

“I’m not really familiar with this entire discussion, but I’m still going to attempt to have any opinion about it.”

“I’m not even sure Sanders has a dog, come to think of it...”