I fixed it for you:
“but I am an Internet fighter”

Well while Jones claims he made Cormier cry, does that mean Cromier made him do blow and hit and run some lady?

My God dude, get your shit together at least to above homeless level before talking smack. Jones reminds me of this:

“Your cars are stylish. They’re classic. They’re beautiful. They’re exciting.”

I’d rather stick it in his ass and call it “In your heiny”

You are correct and I messed up by associating my witty post to you instead of the limp dick who is whining.

Ugh..... the only legit response to your fabricated outrage is:
“Suck a dick”

When did it become standard for men to gang up in a fight? A bunch of damn pussies

Virgins branding is worth keeping, it would be a dumb move for them to get rid of that

STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRIKE!

I’m confused, why is anyone looking to this dickbag for his personal take regarding a domestic abuser? The only thing that correlates is that he has a most punchable face

Thisth is therrible

I don’t know what the issue is here, Bautisa knowingly effected the throw to first by grabbing the back pivot leg. It was a BS move on his part and he got caught...fuck him

It was not a “go-ahead 3", it tied the game.

one word: Kilts

How do you not include this famous one of the guy who posted pics of his car and his less then attractive GF posing next to it? It was originally on a bodybuilding forum but soon took on a life of its own and was all over the internet for awhile. The original thread is gone but here is a funny recap:

Some interesting points, but I think this might be a bit overthought.

DO you realize what a complete silly twat you sound like after finding out that was a hypothetical scenario that you cut and pasted from? You should be on your knees begging forgiveness after running around on this thread making all kinds of BS claims. This has to be in the top 5 of Kinja bitchslaps

You are INDEED an idiot! You were a fool for your claim, your now a bigger one with this weak ass attempt at capturing some kind of sympathy for claiming you have been wronged. Your fabricated outrage is despicable to say the least. And people like you wonder why some claims like this are met with skepticism, you…

LMAO...You have got to be kidding me. So this idiot “WonderZimms” is all indigent based on a hypothetical scenario of what the investigators report may say, and is claiming its fact?

No wonder they have not responded, they look foolish

LOL...You now have others claiming what you wrote was in the investigators report. Claiming that this is fact, not an example of what it could have said and how the Defense attn may interpret it