Job well done, beach chickens.

Not to mention the best right fielder that nobody knows about in George Springer.

The 3 and 4 spots in the Astros’ lineup are manned by a 5'6" second baseman and a 21-year-old shortstop. The next few years are going to be fun as hell.

That was not the article I expected to read based on the “Girardi Played Himself” headline.

I don’t remember saying I admired him. I just liked watching him play football. Maybe I’m not the one who should be learning something here. (I’m hinting that you should learn some reading comprehension.)

He shouldn’t have been Hinton so much to the media.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Except he didn’t accumulate vast wealth over what he was given—he just apparently didn’t lose all of it. Or he was able to make some of it back through his licensing of his name for cheap, crappy products that people are dumb enough to buy—a brand which holds some kind of value because people wrongly associate his…

One can only pray to the karmic gods for this all to culminate in an epic, final, hubristic collapse.

“Is this heaven?”

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a boy alone on the practice field he heard the ghostly whisper

He was also there 75 years ago in Germany but that's a different story...

Yep. And everyone thinks that Trump can’t be president. I mean, he can’t, but stupid decisions have been made—like this one. Coincidentally, Trumpy’s in Europe...

Yay! At least for a couple days we can talk about how stupid another country is instead of how stupid our own is.

I know I’ve posted it before, but....

It really is remarkable how quickly the Warriors’ style of play went from exciting to downright annoying. I used to think their fact-paced, shoot-from-anywhere style was kickass and refreshing, but eventually I realized that when things aren’t going their way, they play like a crappy college team that only has a…

I assume you're a big fan of Tucker Max's bullshit stories as well