Approved.

Yeah but still...

Anyone who’s ever been a in a gym locker room is familiar with Old Man Balls. It has to be an inside joke among retirees or something. Why else would someone decide it was a good idea to sit spread-eagle on a bench with his nuts hanging halfway to the floor? It’s deliberate, and has was I assume is the intended effect.

I would shower when I went to the gym before work but if I go after it’s easier to just drive home.

But holy shit, I’ve seen enough saggy, white old man ass to last me 3 lifetimes. Some of those dudes I never saw out on the gym floor like then just came in to hang out naked in the locker room.
 
Plus there was that one…

Toyota won’t give you a Supra this week, but I can. Technically it’s a Celica Supra but that’s better than nothing, yeah?

Nah, KD is more of a bandwagon guy

Steph complaining about a no call when he went to the line 13 TIMES THIS GAME! I never understood how people thought he was some plucky, humble underdog.

Excellent photos! What camera did you use, and what kind of settings?

Not when I can buy one that is 8 years newer and comes with a warranty and pocket about $10,000.

Well I never thought Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana’s best song, I always preferred All Apologies. But I take your point.

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

My Dad always bitched about those made-up names and said any grandkids could call him “sir.”

my Dad is a great guy and a great Pap

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

I’m a HUGE Bonds stan, I loved him being a dick and being the single best player on Earth, so everyone had to fucking eat it.
Not only did Bonds consistently crush the fuck out of every ball he caught a piece of, he was also walked more than any human on Earth. He was so scary he was intentionally walked with the…

I have no problem watching after that. I have a conscience, and it is untroubled because I can unequivocally say that I’d let people do that to my head, for 2 million dollars (his guaranteed salary. He can make up to four, potentially).

Paul Byrd! He was like diet Jamie Moyer. Dude threw 85 on a good day.