You’ll notice that people aren’t really on board the “stick to sprots” train if it’s a political viewpoint they agree with. Because what they’re really saying is “I don’t like being confronted by anything I don’t like”.

She was dressed like a professional, though the profession she was dressing for was obviously not a meteorologist.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Samer, no disrespect, but even though Hall said it on record that he attends AA, I find it questionable to reprint that bit of info.

Hall called the time after his arrest “the lowest point of my life.”

Wow, Tennessee is like that rolling boulder from Indiana Jones as of late, once it gets going, you can’t stop it.

Hahahahaha, Kendrick doesn't have lyrics and fucking Slaughterhouse does??? Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad for expressing it.

Good riddance.

Scalia dies but Duke wins. I guess that was asking for too much.

to cover for the obvious.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Man, this article is just full of ads telling people to get fucked.

Grab yourself a lemon-lime Gatorade for your journey back from last year. You could use some originality.

I’ve argued that, actually, Kanye’s a better lyricist than Kendrick Lamar.

I think Neil Everett has his medical marijuana card.

Well, damn. If that woman was any blonder, bustier and ditzier, her kids probably wouldn't have been vaccinated.

So publish what you no and ill just be like it was a deceitful friend of mine.