Thank you for introducing me to Wylie Wilson! My goodness, those bras are doooope. Gonna have to save up for one, lol, but hell yeah can’t wait to buy one!!

“too-sensible shoes.”

What does that even mean? Does she need to be wearing 6 inch Louboutins for you to successfully provide therapy? Who the fuck are you, Christian Grey? GTFO of here with that shit.

I’d like more information on what people view as an acceptable amount to tip a tattoo artist. I always tip what I feel is a lot (got a $50 tattoo the other day that took less than 10 minutes but $50 is shop minimum — the artist said he felt bad charging me so much but that it’s the minimum so he has to, and I still…

YES.

It worked for me. :(

OKCupid.

I use their Sensitive Skin "Beauty Bar" — I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT IT ISN'T SOAP. What should I be using on my lady bits, Albert?! WHAT SHOULD I BE USING TO WASH MY BUTT AND STUFF?

The (mid 40s, married with two kids) VP at my last job had this problem where he couldn’t seem to stop coming into my cubicle, standing with his crotch right at the back of my chair (so my legs were stuck under the desk and I couldn’t get out), and then putting his hands on my shoulders/back for a “massage,” all while…