Gravensteins! The apple that is as delicious as it is a pain in the ass.
There should have been a Fox in the corner constantly shooting his laser gun.
I have an unreasonable urge to visit St. Louis and Kansas City because I know I will never have a reason (work, friends/family, cultural event, it’s on the way to another place) to go to either of those cities.
Ha, “Perdue” University. Hamburger University’s hated rival!
Yeti Coolers are excellent to rent in the rare times when you actually need that much insulation.
Yes. Huell Howser covered this in 2001.
“Multiply younger person’s age by 2 and subtract 15" creates the same result as “Divide older person’s age by 2 plus 7.5".
A half year’s change isn’t enough to make a separate rule. Just use the same rule.
My chance of death by homicide is 40%?
If you have $5 in your pocket, there is no better place to go than In-N-Out. Also it’s often the only fast food place open after 10pm on the West Coast.
I feel like this should be filed under the dormant “This is why you’re fat” section of this websuite.
And the Terror’s quiet comment at the end of his speech: “But first you have to be able to wear black.”