Since I’m a dude and work from home, i’ve decided to go silent on social media all day with the exception of retweets and shares from women.

Should dudes wear red tomorrow or nah?

Matisyahu was talking generally. In this case, justice was served — but it often isn’t.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

I wish these articles would note that in our legal system ***federal statutes trump executive orders*** and the Constitution trumps federal statutes. Rock beats scissors, etc. This is very important to understanding why there is a serious legal issue here. We’ve all seen the substantive analysis of the Immigration Act…

God, it is sad the Red Scare-era quotes are still so relevant, but:

Is that Jack Nicholson, who was in the house with Polanski at the time?

Traumatized adult men cannot justify the anal rape of minor children due to their own past trauma. There are consequences for this horrific act. If there aren’t, it is due to a failure of the system to prioritize vulnerable children over the wealthy and famous. I have met concentration camp survivors who never raped…

I didn’t realize that concentration camp survivors got one free anal rape of a child as compensation.

Using the term ‘pre-born’ (blech) is a quick and clear way to indicate that you were furiously revising your Young Life skit when you should have been paying attention in high school biology.

Applicable.

I’m reading “The Man Without a Face: The Unlikely Rise of Vladimir Putin” as well as a (kindle) sample of “Inferno” by Eileen Myles.

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

Weird. I’d rather have roads and bridges and tunnels and a highly functioning rail system and schools that teach actual American history and not revisionist crap like “slaves were workers from Africa,” but if you’d rather spend US dollars to keep an already-declining number of Mexicans from coming to the US and…

So you’re stupid and humorless. At least you’re up front about it.

“Maybe you give off the vibe of not really caring about what women think”

This was my thought having now recognised this persons comments across several threads.

bwaha i can’t stop giggling about ‘and jenny’s head fell off.’ it was legit my favorite story and i wanted it read all the time, too but this was too funny

In most versions, that story is called “The Green Ribbon”, or “The Red Ribbon”, or similar. It’s kinda uncool to give away the plot twist in the title, it would be like M Night Shamalam etc calling his movie “The Kid That Sees A Dead Psychiatrist”

Same. My guy had to check on me because of the noise.