Came here to say this. No point calling him a leftist, though. This is a male thing, not a political thing.

Nah, son, they wanted blood and violence and broken glass and chaos, and ignoring them is what “good” citizens did in Berlin a while back. Fuck that noise.

Eddie FTW.

I want to marry this comment.

I think what we’re seeing, if this person isn’t being deliberately provocative, is a level of disdain for a perception he’s bought into.

Ever stop to think your dates contribute minimally to your conversations because you’re condescending, shallow, and uninteresting?

That’s why it was so funny. It’s like a bad translation. Just very unexpected.

FUCK I WOKE MY KID UP LAUGHING

I sincerely don’t know if that’s the actual title and you’re serious, but something about it has made me laugh loudly and helplessly for about ten straight minutes.

This is exactly what I was looking for; thank you.

You seem deeply informed. Can you recommend a book or three as a starting place for the Syrian conflict? I’ve already got the Daily Beast article you posted up top saved.

New J&MC album coming soon, friend. Chin up.

Agreed, but I wanted to tell you how excited I was to see another Gizmodo reader who’ll be at Ellis’ Atlanta “Normal” reading in December.

Waiting for Marianne from “Flowers for Hitler”

I feel as though a prime opportunity was missed here to have the choir sing “Night Begins to Shine” for Ezekial.

No song will ever top the rhyme scheme of “spins her net/ pirouette / silhouette / etiquette”. No song. Ever.

Fuck. That.

No no. It's the best. Trust us. Truuuuuust us.

Jeanette Winterson.