I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

Quoting Socialist Hippie Jesus ain’t gonna get you far with those folks. They are only interested in what shouty bigots say Blonde Supply Side Jesus really meant when America-hating social justice types taking his “feed to hungry/cloth the naked” musings completely out of context. Who knew all those words were Aramaic…

http://www.shelterboxusa.org/ is one of my favorite aid organizations. They provide tents and other vital supplies (like water purification kits) for people in crisis.

Yeah, someone posted that comment in the grays (must...resist...urge to...respond! Actually, I think it was Red Guard: he’s been going on around making comments like that. There he is...down there...hello, Red Guard! I seeee you!).

Alexander Siddig

At least now we know Love Actually isn’t even the best early Keira Knightley movie to tragically lose its lesbian plotline.

Those are fair points, but it’s worth noting that Jesus was always focused on delivering these edicts and commands to individuals.

There are two groups of people that get to inquire about Bree Olson. Her partners after she dated sheen, and her co workers. The rest of us can kindly fuck off. The last thing I want to see is a parade of women/men/transgender being photographed and their lives invaded because of some false sense of public good.

I’ve been on the registry for over 5 years, have not been contacted. They need people of color, like crazy need them on the registry.

Man-shaped asbestos insulation board

So does baby Hitler.

On that theme: an archive of writer Kelly Sue DeConnick’s Bitches Get Shit Done text messages. Glow, little sharks, glow.

A Diwali cup would be so pretty! I bet even most Christians would rather have a gorgeous Diwali cup than yet another coffee cup where the Three Wise Men ride on a sleigh to bring frankincense to a snowman while Santa gets crucified or whatever the fuck Christmas is about. Now I have to spend the rest of my evening on…

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

Cool, is that the guy that spiked the price of the AIDS medication?

We watch “Brazil”, our version of a Christmas movie, on Thanksgiving. Is a Terry Gilliam dystopian nightmare black comedy that takes place around Christmastime.

He looks like the ugly version of Robert Durst.