I used to have a friend how would tell everyone what a jerk Tom Hanks was and how hanks had got an airline to remove my friend from first class becuse he wanted the row all to himself. It seemed unlikely so I asked him the details. He said he met him on a plane and he was stuck up and rude. I asked more questions and…

Wowwww... Somebody's really mad at the fucking Golden Globes...

if you’re sorting your memes chronologically and not by subject matter then i don’t even know you anymore. Nobody watches the fucking Golden Globes anyway.