I don’t see a brawl anywhere in that video. Why that resulted in so many ejections is beyond me because that was nothing...

Whoops

How about eliminating the shitty dance packs, the planted fans, the house DJ’s and all of the other shit that NBA teams do to distract people from the actual sport itself?

It’s also not Michael House. This article is awful.

Michael Houser*
You can clearly see AND hear that in the video. Also, there are no brawls in the highlight reel you posted. Absolutely awful. Keep on Gawking.

“but it’s important to remember that your elected officials can tell rich owners and financiers to go screw when they come asking for handouts from the people”

This is a terribly awkward sentence.

Chris Cooley has ‘Future Curt Schilling’ written all over him.

...AND THAT JOB IS GONE!!!!!

That guy got the number wrong on his Tyrod Taylor jersey...

If he really wanted to address the social issue he could have opened up the gym that he owns to the homeless.

Book an exit row seat then. It’s $40 and will allow the other passengers to properly use the seat they paid for, your highness.

This is not true in North America.

All of those young boys have definitely healed this evening as a result of a College football victory. Kudos to Penn State for righting the wrongs!

Another gift idea for avid Drew Magary followers:

Because you know what logical thinking is for a high school rape victim? I think she did just fine in her attempt to report it. It’s not her fault the system is fucking terrible.

The most impressive thing about that video was those gigantic clams at the 1:28 mark.

He makes $1M per season (until 2018-19) and still shops at Moores? For shame.

They put a man that looks like a child molester in charge of their image? Wow.

Care to summarize this into one point? Your lukewarm take is difficult to follow.

I hope he pistol whips you with it next time you selfish piece of shit.