Because Blair Walsh is the reason Kluwe couldn’t get another job in the NFL...not his 22nd ranked punt avg or his 31st ranking for ‘punts inside the 20' during his final season.

Mike Evans has exceptional grammar.

Because he hadn’t played in a game until this year...I think it’s pretty painfully obvious.

There is no orange loot in The Division.

Maybe you should stop parking like an asshole then.

Dost thou blame him not, good sir?

The web design on this is almost as good as CNN’s page covering the OJ trial in 1994.

Bill Simmons has all the prestige of the guy from your high school that still wears his letterman jacket at the age of 48.

This looks like the same group of 20 assholes (out of thousands) in every picture.

“Many people around the nation was talking about it”........

Come on.

If you’re counting your life segments in periods of fandom...I think you have bigger issues than the Sixers.

Would love to have seen that frumpy pricks face when Steven Adams walked over. Look, if you’re old enough to drive yourself to the game you’re too old for a jersey and too old for a sign. Sit the fuck down and enjoy the game.

The resmblance is striking...

You are that guy. That guy that has know idea what he’s talking about.

“People don’t understand how hard it is to be an NBA player”

Yeah, it must be really difficult watching Fresh Prince re-runs at 2am in your rented Beverly Hills mansion.

I wouldn’t call police needlessly harming citizens “an erosion of law and order”...I’d call it an erosion of police sensibility.

BOOM! Sexual conquests joke about an opinion on balks. Top-shelf stuff.

Kobe is used to dominating unwilling participants.

I think we can all agree that we don’t have a fucking clue what you’re going on about.