Hotter Take: So are anthems.

So how is life in Oshawa/Hamilton/Windsor anyhow?

It’s a blue ‘rally towel’...they gave them out to everyone.

lol wut?

Roberto Alomar hitting the home run in Oakland? Joe Carter hitting the home run in Toronto? Two World Series Championships? Winning the division in ‘87?

These current moments pale in comparison to anything from 1992-1994 but it’s been fun, that’s for sure.

Key injuries you missed, or whatever:
Tyler Seguin
Matt Murray

They report on America quite extensively so I’m pretty sure they’re covering the racist quotient.

Yeah...nothing screams ‘LETS FOCUS ON THE VIDEO GAMES’ like hiking your panties into your ass crack and shaking your tits AFTER someone has donated $30 to your ‘gaming stream’(2:20 mark of video above). Come on guys..she’s free to do what she wants but can we at least acknowledge that this isn’t about video games?

This rockstar actually had two hands raised in the air because his car broke down. Would be pretty amazing for him to be brandishing a gun with a mysterious third hand.

Nice try, officer.

I can only imagine the cluster fuck that the stands would be during a RAIDERS in VEGAS scenario.

Jared Zwerling is a gutless shill.

Madison Bumgarner took offence to a man looking at him and proceeded to start a shoving match...are we sure he isn’t the redneck Kevin Garnett?

Yeah, let’s focus on his career and not the non-consentual violation of a woman’s rights.

This is expert level trolling on both Univision and Mitch Williams. Great job.

My head went straight to:

The Pitt lineman in the photo looks like he is about to bust into the ‘Tonto, Jump On It’ dance...

What the fuck kind of nipples do you have?

Wait...so you’re against celebrating personal achievements? You must be real fun at graduation parties, retirement parties, anniversaries...well just life in general.

“thin-skinned billionaires attempting to put publishers out of business”

Can you guys stop trying to use this narrative? It’s annoying and continues to make the Gawker media team look like a bunch of petulant children. Outing a human being that is not on the radar of 99% of the world population is not NEWS. It’s also a…

Unless you work at Citi Field you should NOT be wearing a sports based shirt to work. It’s like adults that bring hand-made signs to games...stop it. You’re too old for that shit.

Average white male here.