Were these deaf critics that were reviewing his music?

“HANSER ALBERTO ATTACKED BY FLYING JELLYFISH”

You’re still rambling.

Somebody would like to speak to you:

Still waiting for a huge brawl to break out...

No, I just labeled him a double murder suspect because he was the lead suspect in a double murder.

In the socially acceptable use of the term...yes...he was hacked. Hacking doesn’t pertain to a shitty Angelina Jolie movie and a bunch of binary code numbers anymore.

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

Says the website that made me scroll through multiple auto loading video advertisements before reaching this post. Going to have to wait a while for that high horse to arrive, Deadspin.

This is a tweet not an article.

Who the fuck is Andy Benoit? Is he one of those ‘I wrote a lot of crap so now they gave me a spot on a bigger stage’ kind of guys?

That looks like prison food.

Don’t throw the handful of Euros too hard...it might result in an additional hospital stay for this asshole.

If you’re old enough to drive yourself to a match, you’re too old to be showing up at airports on weekdays to harass fellow grown men. While I’m at it, you’re also too fucking old to bring a sign to the game. Fucking stop it. That’s for children.

Slow news day?

Looks like Danny Devito is doing the media rounds for the new season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Were you trying to find her split or her slit? Don’t think social media stalking is going to provide you with the 400m splits from the IUAA 4x400 race.

Someone needs to add a some sanity to a comment section that has a member actually believing there is some level of credence to the Pro vs. Amateur debate.

You can have a full picnic set up...you’d still be getting the fuck out of my seat.

The fact that anyone watching that video thought those indoor facilities were in the US is astounding to me.