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Yes, that was the joke.

I don’t think anyone is too broken up about D’Arnaud’s 1.5 WAR the past 3 seasons.

So is starting a sentence with the word ‘Like’...

Sexually driven crime?

Hinkie legitimized his vote for Danny Ainge based on a trade involving Joel Anthony? The same Joel Anthony who has a career 2.2 ppg average? Wow. They were worse off than I thought.

Can we end this experiment already? See you on Monday, Deadspin.

Sorry, one more reply to your string of commentary here...

I’m guessing the fucking Royals also took exception to this.

I’m trying to follow your take on this...but it’s terrible.

Cue the guy who played beer league hockey last week and wants to give us his non-medical but totally legit opinion on concussions and stick swinging. Because HE PLAYED THE GAME.

This woman is the Coach K of marathon running.

I’m in agreement with you. The tone of the article was wrong from the get go if the sentiment was supposed to be ‘Good for John Calipari for pushing the limits of the system in order to help his players’.

I thought it was pretty cool of James Harden to play defense at a game pace during the 27 minute highlight reel.

Tom, thank you. This has made my week.

Reality Check: You’re not really a hero. Just enjoy the game.

+1 Spare pair of boxers.

Who the fuck is Craig Mish? #Witness

Still better than an NBA ‘brawl’

Is that why you tried to make the same joke as a comment two whole minutes later?