I’ve been a pleasant, considerate, and sometimes highly starred poster on the Kinja sites for over a year, and I’m still always buried in the grays. So don’t feel too bad. I still have hope of becoming a respected member of the Kinja community before I die (my life goals are simple). ;-)

I don’t think he’s simply a pedophile, but rather more of an everything defiler. In other words, a very sick-minded guy, possibly as a consequence of his childhood-extending-into-adulthood obesity problem, who used porn to deal with his anxieties and issues, a strategy which escalated, at some point, into the use of…

Adults who work with minors at that. Problem ... solved?

“I carry one every single day, rain or shine.”

I have fired handguns. They are disgusting machines. I understand that police and other such personnel need them because of the specific role they fill in an orderly society.

I would absolutely NOT own a gun and therefore let myself get thrown in jail for failure to carry. I would consider myself arguably safer in such an environment.

I will shoot anybody who forces me to carry a gun.

15. And he was 17. OMG TWO TEENAGERS WERE FUCKING: CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS, EVERYONE!

Is that person trying to play the Weird and Quirky Olympics? I feel like I’m back in college.

I respectfully disagree. Every interview or candid thing I’ve seen him do (find his home movies on Youtube of him touring America about a decade or two ago, the scene of him buying a zoot suit in Las Vegas ALONE is worth it) he comes off like a total weirdo freak goon. He can be super cool one minute and then you see…

Gonna have to disagree with you on the “Chief Keef isn’t weird” part

I like seeing this country be honest. I’m tired of dog-whistles. I’m tired of everyday white folk pretending that this is the “fringe” when it’s the mainstream.

I think it’s downright inappropriate. It’s a familiar act of erasure. Even if one didn’t think he was well known enough to carry a headline (which is obviously bullshit), a feminist ethic dictates that a journalist like Ramos have his name in the headline as an ideological gesture in support of journalists of color…

Aw thanks, it’s kind of a 35 and older crowd joke.

I feel like people aren’t fully appreciating the brilliance of this comment.

Y’all know good and well that the makers of these products are not using the word to mean “hurry.” This is a classic case of white people wanting to sound cool and appropriating slang that they don’t even understand. See: basic, swag, bae, and twerk..

Except not only is punk music a rock music genre- rock and roll being a black genre co-opted by white people- but punk in particular owes its heritage to reggae music and Jamaican rude boy culture. ALL YOUR MUSIC BELONG TO US.

Good. This is an excuse for me to post the “No More Lies” video (like I needed one!).

Yep, life was grand when we didn’t give two shits about the amount of packaging.