that’s not even dadbod that’s just getinmypants bod

I’ve been picturing Martin Mull because name similarity. I am a simple type.

“The last time a popular governor who can play cool guy musical instruments ran for President, the year was 2012”

I read that JFK was by his baby’s side when he died and fell to his knees sobbing with grief (which was fairly uncommon for men of that era). I couldn’t help but cry myself when I read that.

Cool. So like, what’s wrong with him? Anyone? I hate to do research on my own.

He has a handsome but unmarked face, like a random guy in an allergy medicine commercial. He needs some sass. Hopefully he’ll bring it in the debates.

This has zero to do with his suitability as the Democratic nominee, but does anyone else find this guy kind of hot?

Patrick Kennedy died when he was days old, and Arabellaa was still-born, both of those heartbreaking circumstances. I couldn't imagine going through that. Also, who are you to even assume that she was able to get over the murder of her husband "quickly"? He may have been broken, but he was still the father of her…

I don’t think it’s in good taste to minimize anyone’s personal tragedies. You really can’t compare your tragedies to someone else’s. It’s actually a really shitty and mean thing to do. You don’t even know this woman, and you’re so quick to minimize her life. Why? Is it to make yourself feel somehow superior because…

I guarantee that women in their late twenties and early thirties aren't the target audience for this remake.

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

So, again: What do you propose? Should we ignore systemic racism and hope it’ll go away? Because to me, that looks like a losing strategy; we’ve been trying it for a long, long time, and it doesn’t seem to have worked.

Yeah, everything you, I and others have said is fact. I can understand why such facts would make people uncomfortable, even angry. I was pissed when I found out the tooth fairy wasn’t real. I can’t even imagine how I would have felt if my identity and success were dependent on my belief in that sneaky little imaginary…

Why don’t the “good” white men speak up about the “bad” ones? We’ve played that game with Muslims. It’s only fair that white people get it now.

I’ve always thought of “White America” not in terms of white people but all the scaffolding in media, history and government that drives the white exceptionalism narrative. It’s silly but I’ve found that clarifying those terms helps to shift the debate. Mentioning White America is not a personal attack. That's…

yo, lauren benanti, that one is hitting a little too close to home

I give him major credit for wearing the correct cap. And also, I think he completely deserves the honor, SO THERE REST OF THE JEZ COMMENTARIAT. Here’s a great piece as to why.

Because a nation can never live up to the ideals of its founding myth until it comes to grips with the sins of its reality.

He looks adorable! And happy! Yay for Kanye!

Congrats, Dr. West, Dr. West, Dr. Fresh Dr. by-his-self-he-so-impressed