He’s new

I’m only here to comment so I won’t get fined.

Ciara’s dress must be made out of whatever material inspired Harry Potter’s “liquid woven into fabric” invisibility cloke. I've never seen anything fit anyone so perfectly.

OMG, I need to know whether “winning the breakup” is a thing because I’m having a breakup and I really think I’m winning but if it isn’t a thing, I probably should calm down about it.

This dude looks like a Archie character come to life. He needs to wear a Riverdale varsity jacket and hangout after school at the malt shop with Archie and the gang.

BEAUTIFUL couple. Ciara looks fucking radiant. So glad she dissed Past Future (btw I still can’t get over the fact that she actually named her child Future. Why not name him Navaydius or however you spell that fuckboy’s name Jr.?)

If she teamed up with him just one time for a summer track full of that old school, Miami bass and beat...Perfection. Someone on her team needs to make this happen in the most tasteful way possible (and then do a strip club remix that is not tasteful at all but banging as hell!).

Oh dope! I made an ass out of u and me.

In all likelihood, no. The only times I have been the victim of sexual assault was by men I knew and trusted - and they were privileged guys.

It’s not that gangs are being or should be ‘hero-ized’ right now, but that they have been artificially inflated to a demonized state to begin with. Most actual research into gangs pegs about 10% (can’t remember the actual statistics off the top of my head, but it is way lower than our gut instinct would have us…

think of it like a frat chapters, except less violent and more socially aware

This whole situation is making my blood boil so fucking much. Fuck CNN, Fox and all these other news stations hell bent on refocusing the issue away from cops and systemic corruption and on the victims of said cops and systemic corruption.

I know this is off topic but the mayor is gorgeous. I even like the way she speaks although I’m not in complete agreement with her statements.

Well, no, anyone who is actually assigned as a White House correspondent wouldn’t have the job of covering protests/unrest in Baltimore. That would be like sending your sports guy to cover a fire. It is literally not their job. But CNN sticking with covering the WHCD instead of Baltimore (or Nepal), yeah, that was…

This white person lol’d. Well done.

The WHCD is repugnant and always has been, save for Stephen Colbert’s brilliant and fearless vivisection of the Bush administration. Any real journalist would’ve left and covered the Baltimore protest that was occurring a stone’s throw away. You know, like do his/her job rather than fete him/herself.

I’m not what you would consider a card carrying Republican or Democrat, and I’m pretty 50/50 when it comes to Obama’s politics, but there is NO doubt in my mind, that he is the coolest and most culturally aware president I’ve witnessed in my lifetime.

Ah, the WHCD. That special time of year all the big power players come together to wink and nod at each other and remind the country that nothing really matters, it’s all one big group that owns the country, elections are just for show and nothing will change. Crazy that everyone seems to miss it.

That was awesome. Loved the terrified/confused looks on the faces of all the white republicans in the crowd. And did you notice that they only started clapping when they noticed the camera was on them?? Lol, fucking crackers.

KMK is the dreamiest.