Getting a cheekful of her boobs might be able to bring his manhood up to par after losing 1000 points in the first part of the video

Oh really?! I never really torrented because honestly, I’m lazy. I resent having to click next episode on amazon.

Hah! They can’t get me. I’ll very carefully read the terms and conditio-

She should eat a goddamn cheeseburger.

If Giuliana ever needs some extra fat, to make soap out of or whatever, I would be willing to help.

Oh god, I'm turning 40. Please don't make the younger generation hate me, Bravo.

"They still show operas on Bravo, right?"

What percentage of America is currently being filmed by Bravo or another reality TV network? I'll say 12-15%...

I liked Bravo better when it showed operas....

I remember when Bravo used to show the opera...

“But, as Jehovah’s Witnesses, we don’t celebrate deaths or birthdays, and we don’t want people to think we’re behind all the festivities.”

My parents were 19 and 20 respectively and my dad already had a two year old. So no. I wasn’t planned. Don’t care.

I don't really like Paula Patton. She's seems so dull.

1. Ew. 20 yrs with Robin Thicke???

I'm almost jealous of Paula Patton— I can only imagine that if you've been married to Robin Thicke, every single moment for the rest of your life when you look around and don't see Robin Thicke will be a beautiful, beautiful moment.

He is beautiful😍 I follow him on Instagram and he posts a lot of pics and videos he seems really sweet and charming. I really want to climb him 👅

I mean, lolololo@ she's an "awful" human being. She's really not. She's problematic as hell, but all the Iggy haters really need to learn to scale back the language. Who does the average person think of when they think of people who would count as "awful human beings?" Muammar Gaddafi, for example, or Hitler, or Pol…

I've started singing to myself while I bike commute, which is my petite brag on how much better I've gotten at bike commuting in the last year.

The fact that she raps like she either needs a lozenge or just chugged a glass of half-and-half doesn't help.

I just watched Bone Thugs for comparison (Crossroads...crossroads...crossroads). Iggy needs better breath control - it's never good to end a phrase with no air left, you must have reserves. Her diction really isn't that great because of that touch-and-go blaccent.