i feel so fucking fab listening to Graduation

I took the joke quiz the other day and unsurprisingly got Kanye. (I knew.) I told my SO he was Kim and he was NOT HAVING IT. I was like, "Kim's underrated! She's awesome!"

We need to come up with a name for our "jezebel commenters 'ye apologist club."

I am so glad we have all found each other on Jezebel. It's a tough job, but I hate my real one.

I'd buy them! I want a Kanye calendar with a quote to live by every day.

I'm also stalking you but that last one is one of my favorites.

I get what is, frankly, an UNREASONABLE amount of shit from my friends and SO about my Kanye appreciation.

Seriously. After the Beck thing, everyone was going insane like he killed someone & I was in my corner like "Hm nope still love him"

4. Slenderman.

kanye should get back with Amber because he made some of his best music when he was with her and most of his worst music since he got with Kim.

You're getting a lot of flack for your honesty but I think you should take it with a HUGE grain of salt because we are all strangers on the internet. That said:
1. I hit kids but more often I pull the hair on their temples or flick their ears - stuff that causes pain but won't run the risk of actually damaging them.
2.…

this year is going to be SO AMAZE for rap fans.

Two things: 1) Eastern Europe has also been a prime scouting location for the past 20 years; and 2) if they go to South America and only come back with models who look like Gisele Bundchen, who is a 4th or 5th generation German-Brazilian while the rest of Brazil is noticeably darker, then I don't count that as a win.

I pictured this guy dropping an album and I was set to go buy it.

I grew up in a black, very strict Catholic household with a hardened miltary dad in New England. I was very smart, curious and pretty much the only child (my brothers are 18+ years older than me) in the household. I was mischievous but not bad. All that adds up to the fact that I got my ass spanked often as a kid,…

ehhh I got discipline-hit a lot as a kid, I am definitely not a violent person. It's certainly not the best way but I'm pretty glad I wasn't like locked in a cage or something.

That's bullshit. I was spanked plenty as a child, and I've never hit anyone. Ever. As a child, as an teenager or an adult. Blanket statements about how awful it is to spank a child are ridiculous. I may have been spanked, but I was never verbally abused. I had friends whose parents were 100% against physically…

I was hit as a kid and I do not hit. I don't have kids, but I probably will not hit them. I think it's largely an ineffective method, but I also don't think it's nuclear disaster people make it out to be.

Getting hit when I was younger taught me respect for the rules, listen to authority, aaaaaaaand don't get caught. Watching my friend's who didn't get spanked taught me to mouth off to adults, break the rules when I saw fit, and just to generally be an asshat.

Then what does talking (and supposed reasoning) do? You've seen the kids that never (and I mean never) get disciplined. They go to school and expect teachers and other students to put up with their shit? Oh, fuck and NO. I don't give a fuck if you run over your little old grandmother and oblivious father. You will NOT…