His ears look like they're about to fly off his damn head. That's all.

He was riding on her coat tail like his life depended on it. He is full of shit. This is the same dude that trashed his baby mama or girlfriend when he was with the Glee chic. The Glee chic even had a dish track.

Hey what's up Matt, you should know I'm single mmkay call me

Agreed.

All the time, in any circumstance, I am like, "I would definitely be great at that!"

I honestly thought being financially dominated was just what politicians do. Now it's a fetish?

I agree. Right now, I'm looking around nervously, like... can we please have a solid backup plan for a Dem nominee for when Hillary inevitably gets in her own way?

ELIZABETH WARREN YOUR BITCHINESS MAKES JOHN BOEHNER CRY

He's totally right - most major political accomplishments in the US were made through polite action. The suffragettes convinced everyone with their tasteful garden parties, slavery was ended through a pancake breakfast and handshake photo op, and workers rights were secured through a series of upbeat, catchy slogans.…

There was a Cosby Show episode where Dr. Huxtable, Ob-Gyn (incredibly creepy given recent revelations), dreamt he gave birth to a giant hoagie. I reversed the .gif because fuck that guy in the ass with a hoagie.

Goddammit. Fuck this guy.

It's just...not funny.

we definitely have a culture problem

A white person vouching for another white person not being racist would NOT go a long way. All it does is make the voucher look like an apologist. That's PR 101.

idk if you meant this for me but like, i didn't say no intros or primers were needed? i just agreed that grime was already mainstream in other parts of the world. which it is. and that most international artists know of grime, because they spend so much time touring and being outside of america. so they do. i was…

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh skankin is jamaican dance hall dancing!!

No one cares about the dress, but it's mind boggling that I see white and gold and someone else sees blue and black. People are having fun with it, let them?

Meanwhile, noted child rapist Roman Polanski gets backup from pretty much everyone in Hollywood despite being a child rapist.

I hate it when brands (yes, the ACLU is still a brand) try too hard to be relevant. This is not for you ACLU. Go home. Stop being so thirsty.

"And by the relative standard she's joking about, she's right."