I thought their job was to draw smiley faces on the receipts for the kids while leering at their moms. It beats sitting in a retirement community watching two 90 year olds yell in each others ears about the flavor choices of the pudding today.

Android fanboys spent the last 3 years suppressing their jealousy about Apple devices.

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

That’s not the real Tupac. He just inherited the Instagram account from the previous Tupac. He also wasn’t the real Tupac. His name was Cummerbund. The real Tupuc has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia.  

Arabs lived there for hundred even thousands of years? No my Jew friend. They came only when the Jews started returning to their land and making it blossom.

“My brothers in Jesus Christ our savior and Lord,” the letter begins, written in the barely legible chicken scratch preferred by white supremacists everywhere. Carothers continued:

This is funny to me because, prior to this article, I’ve always assumed Hydrox was a cheap generic knock-off of Oreo. My opinion hasn’t changed since I prefer Oreo anyway, but the history is good to know.

Yeah, that’s a pretty common abuse tactic, do something terrible to someone and tell them they’re “over-reacting” when they get pissed about it.

Here’s a deal I’d be willing to make with Trump supporters: I’ll seek help for my “Trump Derangement Syndrome” if you seek help for your Obama Derangement Syndrome, your Clinton Derangement Syndrome, your Soros Derangement Syndrome, your Immigrant Derangement Syndrome, your “Liberal” Derangement Syndrome, your College…

He ran unopposed in the Republican primary. His racism wasn’t a secret.

You might want to edit this a bit. Took me a second to realize the “F him” wasn’t directed at Pearce.

I wish there was an end in sight to the gun violence.

Oh what a fucking shock he has a history of hatred of women. Until we talk about how the commonality not only is about guns but about our culture’s hatred of women and the seriousness of harassment and abuse of women, this won’t stop. Goddamn I hate this country so much. And if you’re a piece of shit that’s going to…

Better have a PIF editor to use apps from the DOSphone. If you need help, just open your RealAudio Player and listen to my stream. It’s on Geocities.

Whatever Jimmy. Dance with the Devil and you’re going to get burned. All these fools who thought Trump was a cute little novelty act and ratings gold should take some responsibility for the Frankenstein they created. 

Fuck cancer.

15 years as a cop. It took me 15 years to figure out what Michael says is true. You cannot be a good and honest person and still be a cop because you will be hounded out of the job. You will be left without back up because you cannot be “trusted”. You will be branded a “rat” for trying to do the right thing. I left…

The joke wasn’t even that funny. I think the interesting part is his actual conversation with ICE agents.

Never forget.