But why didn’t she really let him finish, instead of snatching the microphone away?

We have the FCC and a six-second delay. Just say the word and let them bleep it out. No need to play Wheel of Fortune. They’ve repeatedly played the Entertainment Tonight clip live on TV and they’re not even censoring the word pussy anymore. People need to see how vulgar this subhuman is, so the more upfront and…

If they flipped the Nike logo upside-down, it’d be Captain America’s hijab.

Yeah, I’ll live.

Straight from my Amazon chat when my Same Day package of Call of Duty: WWII didn’t arrive that Friday evening:

It’s a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. And, it’s delicious!

Namco might be calling her in the near future...

Irregardless? That’s unpossible!

It’s the dirty AirPods... She’s gone from suck to blow!

Oh great, there we go.

I had one from a massage therapist when I pulled my back. She worked out the muscles so good, I passed out with a smile on my face, and she told me I snored for a good 15 minutes.

I’m for December 32. Similar to a leap year, it will happen once every never.

Considering he started out like this, we all have a chance.

Is it me, or does anyone else’s Animoji start to stutter after a few minutes of use? It’s as if it’s getting tired or overwhelmed at tracking faces after a while.

Still gets me every time.

I guess the burning question is... “Is Donald Trump really the man you wax?”

The reason why he was eating a shrimp cocktail in one hand and ejaculated so quickly with the other was probably because it was Rush Hour.

OMG iPhone X users, what if you don’t have a Home button anymore?!

Tomorrow morning, I’m going to have me some beacon and eggs.