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This is Louis C.K. we’re talking about. He’s pretty much the master of inappropriate. Exhibit A.

Here’s your proof, take your pick:

As a fan of Clamato, I’m both disgusted and yet intrigued at the idea.

Hilarious list. But where’s the “Voted for Trump” or “reminiscing for the good ol’ days” and references to “Make America Great Again?”

Shikaka!

And like that “Mexican wall,” we’re paying for that one, too.

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I’m just thinking about the registration of the face during Face ID setup. Just want to make sure there are audio cues as to where to turn or face, since it gives a visual cues. See example below.

Apple used to tout great accessibility features, especially with touching videos of blind users using the iPhone. If the future of their devices is Face ID and no more Touch ID, this is sure to impact them.

Easy resolution: Any residents who lost their car due to Hurricane Irma can simply pick out a new make and model available in our garage.

Just out of curiosity, how is Canada “less shitty” than the US? That’s like saying normal people are less shitty than assholes. I think the gap is a lot wider than how you depict it.

My house has every Intelligent Assistant so far now: Siri, Alexa, Ok Google, Bixby, Hey Cortana...

I would like to include an important point regarding SMS authentication, specifically in regards to all T-Mobile subscribers:

The people who penned it?

You can scoop a lot out with three seashells.

If they’re able to CGI-out Henry Cavill’s moustache in Justice League and CGI-in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face in the re-release of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, surely they could’ve CGI’ed-out a helmet or CGI’ed-in the head of the actor riding the motorcycle.

It’s just like when eating pasta and antipasto, it’s like you never had a meal at all.

It’s political, and that’s what makes it even more crazy.

Why bother with stupid third-party apps when you can look cool and be more functional with a thumb extender stylus?