Nope. I don't have iMessages beta on any of my Macs and got my iMessages on my iPhone when I got home from work, hours after my wife sent them.

We totally need a new world order. Where are The Avengers when you need them?

Wow, I must be slow. Had to look at both sentences a few times before I caught it.

It'll never happen. I'm just waiting for the moment that one person raises their hand and says, "How will we profit from this?"

It's obvious. The inflated prices of unsubsidized phones make it nearly impossible to get on board with prepaid setups.

That could explain the recent lack of movies from Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck over the past few years. They've been training for the real thing.

You can also pick up a copy of Nicecast and start a real radio station while you're at it.

I've backed about 5 Kickstarter projects, 4 ended and turned out great so far, well worth the money I put in, and the 5th one is Pebble.

Ok, I'll bite. How does it ruin your photo if it's not strong enough to light the subject in question? Sure, it's stupid to fire it, but when you're trying to quickly capture a moment, you don't want to waste the extra second or two to turn off the flash, nor forget to turn it back on when it does require it.

Great. Ok then, who the hell was on the grassy knoll? And what exactly is in Area 51?

So much for the validity of Battle: Los Angeles. Next, we try to debunk a series of Michael Bay's movies.

This is clearly a scene from Jackie Chan's upcoming movie.

As much as I agree, I don't think any guy in their right mind would stick their junk in there for a feel.

However, the charges on your bill, well, we're expecting full payment, or you risk suspension of service and a $36 reconnection fee...

You mean like this? [itunes.apple.com]

They were a couple of brothers that created the hit show in the 90's called "In Living Color."

I never thought spam would evolve into hardware, yet here we are.

I am not contesting whether or not you or Apple reps get commission. You might have gotten a lot of commission, but how many iPhones did you get on each launch day, and how long did it take between being sold out and being replenished? I was at a high-volume corporate store, and they were out weeks at a time while…

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