That's not what I meant. Try calling 611 and asking them to remove your data plan. Regardless if you're off-contract, you will not escape having to pay at least $15-30 extra per month just because you have a iPhone (now they generalized it as 'smartphone').

Let's take a closer look at this snake:

Note to J.J. Abrams, welcome to Engineering section.

You messing with us? I don't see the third.

Aaargh.

Based on the angle of the arrow's penetration, I'd say its trajectory was from a grassy knoll.

Nice price, but... according to the documentation:

Not the same device.

Which is fine, since Target would have charged tax in the store, too.

Give him to Jeff Dunham!

I'll settle for a Asian CGI animation of the event.

Pssh, oh well. Just buy it from Amazon's site. Free shipping, no tax. At the last refurb blowout, I ordered one at $139 at 6:30PM Eastern from Amazon and got it at 10AM the next morning. I was like, WTF?!

They're certainly distancing themselves from Apple and Samsung. The reflection on their device is clearly vertical, not diagonal.

Houston, this is a kick-ass ride!

Those damn neutrinos!

Well, NASA is still utilizing an Intel 486 processor in the Hubble Space Telescope. [gawker.com]

EFF you. How appropriate in both contexts!

Why target Facebook? How about Match.com, Ashley Madison, Glassdoor.com, or whatever other site you've ever posted to or shared information about yourself? It seems that companies are doing everything they can to bring work into the homes of the employee - laptops, BlackBerries, remote access, and then they have the…

See? Not all ThinkGeek's past April Fools' products are good ideas.

Speaking of rounded corners, they should have taken RIM's advice. They simply painted rounded corners into the glass frame of the PlayBook, hiding the sharp edges. Tilt the device a bit and you'll see the hidden pixels. LOL