Too much confidence? Code for bitch. We need to teach girls to dial it down, if they want a boyfriend.

It’s a shame Maria Tallchief died (first American prima ballerina, as well as first Native American prima ballerina), I imagine they’d have a lot to talk about.

Wrong India, Columbus.

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

I laughed so hard reading this I choked on the sandwich I was eating. I did not die, but when I do, please deliver my eulogy. As my sex worker. Thank you.

If you don’t win I’m burning the Internet to the ground.

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

is it bad that I love her? she is my spirit animal if another human could be considered such.

Dial “0” on the pink telephone.