I dont understand microwave egg recipes. Taking one of the quickest, almost fool proof foodstuffs to just toss in a pan and instead taking the risk of having it explode and then having to deal with the mess when you were trying to save time just feels counter productive, and even if it works I can’t imagine it being as…

...this is lifehacker? Did you just assume because it's a race issue this must be the "black" site? Kind of sounds like there is a reason you "feel" racist.

Who wants to take bets on how long it takes the totally”not racist” Republicans to say being anti-racist makes you a terrorist just like being anti-fascist?

They stole the mans pizza? Like... yeah it’s nothing compared to the outright atrocities they are committing but how fucking petty can they get? I hope that pizza had bacon on it.

The only problem with that idea is that these cops would ever have a problem pulling a trigger at black people in the first place.

I think the important takeaway is this person literally knows what their grandmothers wet dreams are. I gagged a little just typing that.

I'll take 12.

I seem to recall how the American people dealt with a tyrannical leader that brought military force against protestors in the past. It’s kind of the reason there is an America.

How about not making “joke” headlines that are genuinly harmful? You know damn well there are plenty of idiots that would read everything up to the parenthesis and stop there. Granted if they “like” got to the actual writing it's so awful the article pretty much discredits itself. Just use mineral screens people, it’s…

How about not making “joke” headlines that are genuinly harmful? You know damn well there are plenty of idiots that…

It’s a contest. It’s not FOR professional artists. You literally only asked clearly biased people that would support you’re incredibly jaded “hot take.” How about you ask 11 year old Billy what he thinks of the possibility of his costume that he drew in 10 minutes with crayon ending up in the game? Pretty sure it’s…

So uh... yeah! Fuck these garbage people forever! Someone should "rehome" them into a burning building.

I... I cant even tell if any of these are jokes.

A fat white guy with a red cap and an unnecessarily large gun. I guess Amazon is catering directly to the MAGAts?

I genuinely have no clue what you are trying to say here. Are you blaming cheating on video games? I promise you cheating in professional sports existed well before video games existed.

It feels like a wine snob going on about how the 2003 Sangiovese is fine for SOME people but the 2000 was SOOOOooooo much better.

It’s a good FREE game, of course it incentivizes microtransactions. 

Complaining a game isn’t exactly like another game. Good ol kotaku.

That a judge can do any one of these things and keep his job, much less all of them till now, is all the proof anyone should need to know the system is broken.

What could it have possibly been meant for BUT bad intentions???

Does this really need to be explained to you? Free trials are for new players. You aren’t a new player. You aren’t barred from shit, you’re just so entitled you feel you should get something for free for no good reason.