beyondtheplatinumdoor
BeyondThePlatinumDoor
beyondtheplatinumdoor

Kind of like turning off the stove after the house has burned down but sure

Yall couldn't find a photo of gamestop from this decade?

Cirque du Shitkicking

Now see, obviously it sounds rediculous at first but then you’ve got to remember, they are giving away an exclusive two sided poster with Animal Crossing. So... there's that...

This writer is a fecal smear.

I genuinely hope for your sake karma isn’t a real thing.

Or too deep into their real personality and forget to be a decent human being.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is no pretending to be an asshole. You are just an asshole. It was not a poor reflection of your character, it was an accurate one. 

Having never heard of this person before... kinda sounds like a real piece of shit, huh?

...again?

Because no ones ever been attracted to fake boobs before? What year is it?

...yes?

Tape?

Oh yeah, that thing that has existed as long as cosplay has. What will they think of next? Wigs? PROPS?! WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?!?!?!

They aren't... they are wearing whatever the character wears... I hate to have to be the one to break this to you, the world doesn't revolve around your dick.

Though those creepy pervs would totally think “they arent real so it’s totally okay to grab em, right?!"

Like you've ever seen real ones.

If you looked up "that guy" in the dictionary and the dictionary had pictures of things it would be your picture.

No you were right the first time. Fuck their PR, a concentration camp is a concentration camp.

Can I have your leftover booze? I'll trade you some toilet paper.