Both, obviously. Maybe you should flip through that calendar of yours and find the word “hyperbole.” I don’t recall calling you an asshole. Did I imply your head is so far up your ass you are smelling your breakfast? Absolutely. By all means look forward to that, just be prepared to be dissapointed when they buzz in…

But exactly like the vast majority of offers you’ve seen this week will do exactly jack all for your health and is little more than a scam. 

But exactly like the vast majority of offers you’ve seen this week will do exactly jack all for your health and is…

I mean I would generalize it even more to just “humans” but yes pretty much every company is heinous in some way.

I was going to say exactly this. UCS Falcon for the price of a switch? Sign me up.

And it’s times like that I hope their religion is real, so they can get every one of the promised afterlife “rewards” their book prescribes to behavior like that, even if it means I’ll probably be there with them.

Coupons? What backwater state do you live in that still uses coupons? It's almost 2020!

Alright you cartoonishly evil fucks, if you are going to be this obvious you might as well just call that shit the “Reducing Poverty in America by Killing Off the Poor People” executive order.

Humor is subjective and I never claimed it was either original nor for you. 

So you didn’t intend to say that because you personally hadn’t heard the phrase it isn’t wide spread? Because that is what the words you used in the order you used them means.

I wonder what it's like being so insecure that this is your response to an obvious joke.

Well when you figure out what chancel culture is let us know. This article however is about cancel culture.

Imagine genuinly thinking “I’ve never heard of this, so no one else has either” and then actually making that a comment. That is fascinating.

There is no such thing as milk not from an animal. Enjoy your mush drippings.

I’ll admit I don’t know who all of these are, but considering vaping is the only one directly killing people as far as I know, I'm going to go with that.

Did zack get canned?

I saw a performance of some of the songs by the original Broadway cast at Disneyland introduced by none other than Pee-Wee Herman. Yes, I am old as fuck, why do you ask?

Also 10k subs for a months worth of behavior that could literally kill you? Not all that impressive. I can name one falsely accused streamer that got like 2k subs the first stream he did after the controversy and that was just playing a shitty NES game for a few hours.

Until one of these idiots finally kills themselves and this becomes bannable behavior, which is already should be.

No one should attempt to "beat" him, and they shouldn't count this as a record in the first place. This is not behavior that should be glorified.

This is absolutely not behavior that should be lauded. He should have been banned for his own safety.