beyondtheplatinumdoor
BeyondThePlatinumDoor
beyondtheplatinumdoor

Yes, being MORE misogynist will make the dumb shit you said less dumb. READ. THE. FUCKING. ARTICLE.

Fox News will just suggest they've synched up their “lady times” and this will all blow over in a week.

Except... You know... there have been plenty of male Captain Marvels...

Do you not understand words? This character is 007, and not James Bond. Hear that high pitched fart noise? That’s you’re entire idiot argument deflating because you can’t read.

Cool with everything except “Mr Doubtfile is gonna be played by Tyler Perry.” but only because Perry is a hack that doesn’t deserve to sniff a Robin Williams turd, much less play one of his roles. Plus just not sure that movie works in today’s environment in general.

Read. The. Fucking. Article. DUMBASS. Read ANY article. THEY ALL SAY THE COP WAS DRIVING AND A MAN. Fuck law, you should study elementary reading.

Obviously you're* the only blind idiot here, read the fucking article numbnuts, it's a guy.

Might I suggest a third option? He doesn’t know how to wash himself so he’s just trying to avoid chaffing a rash, as well as airing out the omnipresent stank dick.

Dont you have boots to lick? Fuck off.

Pardon them for what? Being brown? They didn't do anything wrong.

There are no women involved in this story but good job going out of your way to be misogynist.

The water isn't in the hydrant or it would freeze. For a movie style geyser you need to take out a hydrant in a southern climate.

Lol fuck off apologist shitbag.

“No I hit a Jeep, I’m about to hit a cop"

I’m 100% sure that really happened.

Lol fuck off apologist trash. 

No see for it to be a cabal they would have at least attempt to make their racist agenda secret. 

Hey it’s 2019, a woman can lead a racist group of scumbags just as well as a man. They just don’t get paid as much.

Frankly that sounds reserved for him. At that point hed know he can get away with anything so he'd probably just make “no brown people or chicks” a law.

The problem with that is that it implies this was the result of an altered mind and not just his genuinely naturally shitty brain.