Honestly, I'm hoping it's a really drawn out death in which juts about everybody gets to play a role: Brienne knocks him out, Sansa cuts his balls off, Jon chops his head off, and then Ghost snacks on an arm.

They will do anything to save their pussy!

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

RIP Shaggydog. That means we just have Ghost and maybe Nymeria still alive?

I think it’s mostly rumored that Lyanna wasn’t captured/raped but ran away with the Targ because they were in luuuuurv. That’s why she’ll ask Ned to look after the little tyke after she dies during child birth.

Good for you for whispering because I yelled that shit at my computer like the nerdlet I am.

That small council meeting was very similar to Mother’s Day dinner: someone gets caught talking smack, someone starts a confrontation, someone storms off...

*whispers* Dany would be John’s Aunt because Rhaegar was her big brother.

“I think they were having sex in there”

hahaha I just rewatched his Netflix special and his stories about his wife and daughter are some of my favourites. Whenever I need a laugh I think about him feeling like the worst father ever for letting her catch a glimpse of wolfman. And instead she cries over a cartoon…

I definitely shed a tear reading this. Most comedians slag off on their wives or girlfriends, but Patton made it abundantly clear he loves his wife and child. The story about his wife finding a gigantic rat and then looking for a new house is one of my all time favorite comedy bits.

She’s left a blast crater.

I’m not crying... It’s allergy season.

YES. I love this book and cite it all of the time.

The death threats he received aren’t her fault- they’re the fault of the internet mob, which was equally vicious to her when she tried to explain how much the incident scared her and why she won’t be taking fan photos (with some exceptions) anymore. You keep conveniently forgetting that he threatened and harassed her…

Yeah god forbid she stands up for herself as a woman- women are harassed like this all the time, and I’m betting this is far from the first rude, scary person who she’s had to deal with. I don’t blame her for freaking out and deciding enough is enough and sharing her story.

Dude. You’re a public figure now, we own you - you have to take it.

I’ll kill anyone who stars or responds to this comment.

The world would be such a better place if we could all follow Wheaton’s Law

It makes me laugh that a bunch of people think it was innocent question. It was shade, it was obvious shade, and that’s why he made that face. Because he saw right through that passive aggressive bullshit. But let’s be real, the best PA bullshit can easily be passed off as innocent. So it was well thrown shade.

There’s nothing wrong with getting divorced, it happens. It’s not like Kelly had quick access to Elizabeth Taylor or Larry King’s reanimated corpse to answer questions. She had a twice divorced guy right there.