You can’t see it well here but he also has a tiny little pencil mustache that I am obsessed with.

Gracie wouldn’t do that to you.

I wish this image weren’t so tiny, but here are my little shitbags patrolling the stairs at our old apartment.

Gibbie & Gracie want to join the thread.

Hi Tilly!

This is Luna, Anne and Duncan. They are guardians of the hallway.

Here’s Monty, resting in one of his boxes after terrorizing the house:

Princess is the pirate queen of our castle.

Gus isn’t a pirate either, but he does like to visit the garden and nom the roses. This is not actually encouraged, but it is adorable.

Sparrow says hello too. Well, actually she doesn’t... she would, but she’s too busy napping after a long night of keeping her humans awake.

I must be the kitty whisperer. My Samuel will let me put my face in his belly and love on his chubby fluff without doing anything. Then again, he thinks I’m his mother since he was born under my bed. His biological mother lives with my mother now. Here is a picture of his cuteness. Sorry it's a bit blurry.

Hello everyone! My name is Baroness von Meow Meow, or Meow for short.

Please meet Bruce Lee, your one-eyed comrade. Posing with his loyal servant Alfred.

I am Dolly Parton and I AM a pirate. I plunder laundry hampers and leave trails of fur covered clothes as a map all over my territory. My food bowl is my treasure chest and I store all my pilfered make up brushes and hair ties there until they mysteriously disappear in an evil plot by my serving wench.

I had a cat named Pepper who became a one-eyed cat when she was about seventeen. (She lived to be like twenty?) She was a damn good cat and now every time I see a tortoiseshell I think of her and feel sad.

That is perfection in a cat hat.

Hi Tilly! This is Kennedy after he tore his ACL

Bilbo and Baggins the rescue cats bring chocolate eggs and primroses to Tilly.

I am Saul. I think I am a dog and I make a pretty bad cat. I don’t jump well, I can’t meow (squeek), I may be getting a little fat and I kind of hop like a bunny instead of running. My best friend is an old blind pug who barely tolerates me ( I love her anyway) and a white teddy bear.
I was found as a ktten floating…

My current cat is named Freya, and I want to get her a little brother (because I am determined to uphold my family's tradition of being crazy cat people) and I think it would be super cute if I happened to find one who is missing an eye so I can have a Freya and an Odin. Or a 3-legged one named Tyr. Or a ginger one…