In Alconleigh’s Cat news, she has been dragging all her toy mice to her food bowl every morning and it’s adorable/kind of pathetic.

No, he chases my feet while I’m holding hot liquids because he’s a dick and steals my food when he manages to trip me and food falls off my plate because he is a dick but I love the little son of a bitch.

Yes. I want a long-running Kate McKinnon TV series more than lunch. And I’m starving.

I came here to say that.

Kristen Wiig? I want her to go the way of Tina Fey or Amy Poehler.

D&F Foreva

I was hoping for a Dyke and Fats web series. :(

DYKE & FATS OR GTFO

Wow that was a surprisingly complex burn, I think I need a minute

I guess with “Justified” ending the minor villains need to find new jobs.

Yep, it’s real! I get a kick out of it every time I see it. :)

I lived in Portland for about three years, and I’ll never forget the moment when, on a walk, I realized I was on Klickitat street.

Ramona would never smoke. She's the Nosmo King.

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast