My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

Citroen CX mirrors. Citroen CX mirrors everywhere.

Yeah Brera really is the best looking hatch. Was drooling for neighbors V6 Brera for so long.

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Virtually any quad-cab late model full-size truck...here in Texas at least.

As much as it hurts to say it, the one modern vehicle that most transcends social rank is the Toyota Prius.

It’s always been weird to me that the P1 looks like it’s simply missing the tail light assembly

The creators took that possibility away from you, that’s why they called it Non Fiction.

Semi autonomous system, no man in the loop piloting, desktop point and click interface