“Hope she doesn’t die but if she does, that’ll teach her!”

“Not to be insensitive, but can’t she die on her own time?”

Better view:

A friend of mine is at the game and told me that she left on a stretcher but was moving around.

Pretty sure she wasn’t leaning against it. She was moving toward her seat and the net seemed to have quite a bit of give.

No competent usher would ever let someone take their seat in the middle of a pitch. At Nats Park they have literal stop signs that prevent anyone from trying to take their seat while the ball is in play.

There is, but she was standing right near it with her back turned. Not like it’s a wall; it will give a bit.

Being rich doesn't make it fair game for the entire world to discuss your pubic hair.

Publishing this is some mean girl bullshit. There’s plenty of room for legit critique of her business practices, but this is totally off the mark. Do better.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

A woman somewhere had a good job, and now her private amazon purchases are news for you to make money off of ridiculing her? Forget anti-feminist; you are a ghoul, and you earn a bad living by making the world a worse place for everyone else.

This feels cruel and vaguely misogynistic. How is it not? Shouldn’t we all be allowed the privacy of our genital grooming routines, unless we decide to become public advocates for the steam cleanse?

This is really unnecessary.

She is a national treasure.

If anything, Sedaris is the connecting link between Letterman & Colbert.

“Has there ever been a love like this?”

Kid: What is it?

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

That fish is a Bowfin. Those things are nasty, tough fish, and can hang out without being in water for quite awhile. I'm quite sure the fish wasn't dying. It was waiting for its moment. I've had some unpleasant experiences with its kind before.