I like to imagine when he dies and makes it up to the pearly gates, that’s how St Peter will greet him. “Nigel Barker, noted fashion photographer.”

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker?

I know plenty of women who have fucked Luda and T.I. (honestly, these two dudes get around) and they all say they are great in bed. Like...a least 4 women for each dude. For some reason, I believe Luda is the shit in bed but not so much T.I. Mostly because the women I know who reported on him said he was only good…

Yuuuup.

Did she have some big titties with a matching ass?

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

Where are the stories of female celebs banging normal dudes?

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Looks like you need a history lesson.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Just two things of note

Fuck you, fuck your brother and fuck anyone else who keeps repeating this shit about how "the cop feared for his life."

Very well-written article. Well stated, cogent, and laudable. Thank you.

"minorities are being killed by the very men and women sworn to protect and to serve them."

Well, technically this guy

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.

This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

I climbed into bed last night and told my wife “Hey, Drew Magary was on Chopped tonight - and he WON!”. She simply rolled away from me and started to cry. They were not tears of happiness.

Chalk one up for Team Flanders