David Bowie as Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton as David Bowie.

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

Girls? I have seen grown men freak at the slightest bit of turbulence.

LITERAL BEST MOM

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

She's glad they're going to their in-laws. LOL!!

I love this mom. And by love this mom I mean that I really do love her but I'm so glad she's not my mom.

This is f-ing comedy gold right here. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU!

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

I actually started on a new diet called the "Stop Eating So Much Food, Fat-Ass, And, While We're On The Subject Of Your Ass, It Wouldn't Kill You To Get Up Off It And Take A Walk Now And Again So How About You Start And Take The Dog For A Nice Long Walk Before He Shits Himself" Diet.

The scientific burden is not to prove that something is not beneficial. The burden is on the promoters of the cleanses to establish that they are. They have not met that burden.

You don't need to be "properly objective" when something is just flat out wrong. There's no such thing as a "toxin" a juice could get rid of which couldn't already be handled by your organs. When something as farcical as a cleanse is discussed it's far better to give it ZERO credence than to even suggest that there…

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

I'm having a very hard time concentrating on the seriousness of the conversation when this man is so fine.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Someone doesn't know what irony means

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