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A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

As long as people do this, I'll pass on the right.

Passing on the right was not the issue here though..... It was the 4-lane single move and her not looking far enough up the road ahead to know the lorry was there....

What an assbag.

And then she got home and stumbled around aimlessly for an hour and a half looking for her purse. I've played this game.

Clear violation of the untuck rule.

Thanks. I majored in English but sell cars for a living.

I liked how you phrased that — "base model passenger."

Lost my sympathy with "premium passenger" as I am a base model passenger. Use your cajillion dollars and charter a flight, you big baby.

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

I knew Levi's Stadium was a bad idea.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

What head injury?

The most disturbing part is how many people still wear jean shorts in public.

"I haven't seen this 'video' you speak of."—Goodell

Please explain to me again... Why, exactly, would I want to go to watch an NFL game live?

Scary to think someone can do so much damage even while punching effeminately.

Through work, I've seen plenty of people who were fall down drunk and only in the .14 range. Conversely, I've seen people blow a god damn .35 and able to do Olympic quality cartwheels. If dude had an alcohol problem, maybe the storyline with the wife isn't so far fetched.

12 years sober here. Believe me when I say you can't assume anyone saw him drinking that night. Alkies can hide bottles like you wouldn't believe.